1. Looks like someone tried to break down the door to my house (and they almost succeeded — the screws to the door handle were almost ripped out). Gonna have to start deadbolting the motherfucker because shit. THEY COULD HAVE STOLEN MY ROOMBA AND EEEPC THE HORROR.
2. Tried to buy an xbox 360 today. Would have succeeded if they didn’t fucking slip me a Kung-Fu-Squirrel/Lego-Indiana-Nazis bundle instead of the fucking Halo 3/Fable 2 they have advertised throughout the store. Sneaky assholes (though they’ll let me swap it tomorrow).
3. I have shit taste in women.
4. I think I’m going to buyobtain (after all, I would never admit to purchasing a copy of an operating system) a copy of Windows so I can dick around with F#. Possibly related to #2.

Also, I think I’m pregnant.