Ugh, I’m being sucked into this. tl;dr – choose a bunch of anime characters to make the “perfect” anime family. Really racking my brains on this one, but I figure I post enough bullshit on here (which no one reads anyway) that no one will give a shit.

HAW HAW HAW.

ok.

Father-figure: Mr. Koiwai (from Yotsuba&!)

Possibly the best father-figure ever, a work-at-home dad whose day-job involves translating books. The runner up was Mr. Izumi from Lucky Star, the lolicon otaku father of Konata.

Next, (zomg curveball) -

Mother-figure: Revy (from Black Lagoon).

Yep, that’s right. I couldn’t resist putting some nice breasts onto this short lineup. Revy is the hot Chinese-American gun-swinging borderline-alcoholic babe in Black Lagoon, dual-wielding two custom Beretta 92F’s. There was no second choice.

I came. Finally -

Child: Yuko Amasawa (from Dennou Coil) -

cbf’d finding a new picture so I’m recycling this one. Yuko is the hacker genius of Dennou Coil with a troubled past, and etc etc. cbf’d

cbf’d.